WHY Vancouver Birthday Party Rescuers have such low prices

by vancouvercraigslist

The Vancouver Birthday Party Rescuers and Rob Matthies are the subject of vicious defamatory attack by anonymous magicians who charged $300-$1,500 for a kids magic show until the Vancouver Birthday Party Rescuers advertised $125 Three-Entertainers’ Packages and competitive tags & keywords.

Here is the ‘why’ of this group’s low, low, prices:

The Vancouver Birthday Party Rescuers’ Mission Statement:

We provide the lowest-prices, bar none, for kids birthday party entertainment in the greater Vancouver area, especially with our “3-Entertainer-Package”, because we want more future adults (these kids of today) memories to be filled with positive memories of their childhood! Why? Because adults with happy childhoods become better parents, nicer people, and friendlier neighbours. According to psychologists, only a relatively small portion of adults today can claim to have a ‘happy childhood’; furthermore, people with dysfunctional social lives today have traced their problems to their early childhoods. Therefore, it is apparent that positive children’s entertainment should be affordable to everybody. This is why we charge as little as $40 for a magic show — not the $250 to $1,500 that most other magicians charge in Richmond, Burnaby, Surrey, North Vancouver, Langley, and Port Coquitlam, BC.